cartel:

15 seconds of courage can make or break a day 

(Source: cartel, via zackisontumblr)

lordscrubbington:

snakelet:

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

(Source: babylizard, via zackisontumblr)

manhood:

Aaron on the Kick Ass Porn Parody

Okay bitch

(Source: -johnsons, via onlylolgifs)

bombing:

"that’s a lot of onion rings" — me in any given onion ring factory

(via circumcising)

zeesmuse:

oninha:

That comment, pls LOLSource: The One Ring via Facebook [x]

reblogging for that comment… 

zeesmuse:

oninha:

That comment, pls LOL

Source: The One Ring via Facebook [x]

reblogging for that comment… 

(via pixiefang15002)

Or perhaps in Slytherin, you’ll make your real friends.

(Source: foundersofhogwarts, via pixiefang15002)

slow-riot:

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?

slow-riot:

I hate it when women don’t realize that I’m just carrying tires. Literally always carrying them. Tires 24/7. Hitting that rubber from the minute I get up to the minute I go to sleep. Small tires, big tires, giant tires, it don’t matter to us men, am I right fellas?

(via tyleroakley)

zeesmuse:

AH Robin, ya had that coming! 

(via pixiefang15002)

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

spaceslut:

the greatest horse in all of animation history

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